சுவரொட்டியுடன் சர்தார்

ஒருமுறை சர்தார் தெரு ஓரமாக நடந்து போய் கொண்டிருந்தார். அப்பொழுது அங்குள்ள சுவர் ஒன்றில் "இதை படிப்பவன் முட்டாள்" என்று எழுதியிருந்தது...

அதை படித்தவுடன் சர்தாருக்கு கோபம் வந்துவிட்டது. நேராக அந்த சுவற்றில் எழுதியிருந்ததை அழித்துவிட்டு "இதை எழுதியவன் முட்டாள்" என்று எழுதிவிட்டு போனார்...

டாக்டர் ஜோக்

உதவியாளர்: கண்ணுல மண் விழுந்திருச்சின்னு ட்ரீட்மென்ட் பண்ணிக்கிட்டாரே,
அவர் பீஸ் கொடுக்காம போயிட்டார் டாக்டர்...

டாக்டர்: நம்ம கண்ணுல மண்ணைதூவிட்டு போயிட்டானா...

I.T. Roles in Heaven

Brahma - Systems Installation

Vishnu - Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi - Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati - Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva - DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh - Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada - Data transfer

Yama - Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta - IDP & Personal Records

The Apsaras - Downloadable Viruses

The Devas - Mainframe Programmers

Surya - Solaris Administrator

The Rakshasas - In house Hackers

Ravanan - Internet Explorer WWF

Kumbhakarnan - Zombie Process

Lakshmanan - Support Software and Backup

Hanuman - Linux/s390

Vaali - MS Windows

Sugreeva - DOS

Jatayu - Firewall

Dronacharya - System Programmer

Vishwamitra - Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni - Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki - Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna - SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira - ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjuna - Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu - Trainee Programmer

Draupadi - Motivation & Team building

Bhima - MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana - Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna - Contract programmer

Dhritarashtra - Visual C++

Gandhari - Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas - Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Just Smile...

• Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

• It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

• A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

• What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

கொசு "கடி "

நைட்ல கொசு கடிச்சா
"குட் நைட்"
வைக்க முடியும்.

ஆனால்,

பகலில் கொசு கடிச்சா
"குட் மார்னிங்"
வைக்க முடியுமா..?